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"Tell the Story" is by
Zhang Huizhong
Direct,
Zhang Meng
,
Cui Kai
Writer,
Zhao Benshan
,
Song Dandan
,
Cui Yongyuan
starring
opuscule
, published on 28 January 2006 in the
2006 CCTV Spring Festival Gala
First broadcast
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The show is titled"
Trav said something
"Is the background of the sketch"
Yesterday today tomorrow
The sequel to "; Tells the story of Baiyun publishing "Moon son", there is a bad problem of vanity, and the black earth is still the same as before, two people have a gap and contradiction, Xiaocui mediation story
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In February 2006, the sketch won the first prize of the 2006 CCTV "My Favorite CCTV Spring Festival Gala Program"
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- Chinese name
- talk
- Premiere time
- January 28, 2006
- Direct performance
- Zhang Huizhong
- dramatize
- Zhang Meng , Cui Kai
- Main performance
- Zhao Benshan , Song Dandan , Cui Yongyuan
- dance
- Liaoning Folk Art Troupe
- Sketch length
- 17 minutes and 39 seconds
- Performance occasion
- 2006 CCTV Spring Festival Gala
- Broadcast platform
- CCTV variety channel, etc
Stage photo
Song Dandan said that with Zhao Benshan, Cui Yongyuan cooperation again because of the feeling of missing cooperation, the three of them together, from the start to the end of the work, are carried out in laughter. But that said, after all, seven years apart, the three people are also in constant friction collision sparks
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. Compared with the other programs of the 2006 Spring Festival Gala, although the rehearsal of "Telling the Story" was the latest, the rehearsal time was also half a month long, and the rehearsal was at least six times a day
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According to the subtitle version of the 2006 CCTV Spring Festival Gala, please read from left to right.
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White cloud
: Don't eat it. You said you ate three boxes in a while, and you made the whole studio smell like leeks. Don't love to come out with you, you say, your grade is too low. Aych! Just remember, when you're taping later, you don't talk, you hear me? You don't want to put the iron ridge like, everything out of the truth, that's so embarrassing. Ah. You just watch me deal with him, okay? Don't say anything, okay? Good boy. Ah. Aych! Why don't you think Trav's here yet? That's so unmanly! I've been waiting for you and me on the fence for hours, and you're telling me, this thing...
Cui
: Ouch! Sorry, guys. Sorry I'm late. Sorry I'm late. Last night, didn't sleep well, you know. Ouch! Uncles and aunts are coming!
White cloud
: Here we go.
Cui
: Hello, Aunt.
White cloud
: Ah, hello.
Cui
Hello, uncle......
White cloud
Oh, you hurry to start, ah, we also have two columns under it, ah, this, come out a trip, this Beijing, Tianjin, this have to give a little face. Just get to your opening line. Let's get started. Ah.
Cui
: Better than me. Dear friends, welcome to the story of Trav.
Black soil
: Hic!
Cui
: Six years ago, I interviewed an old couple from the northeast, that...
Black soil
: Hic!
Cui
Six years later, how have they changed? Now that
Black soil
: Hic!
Cui
I am... Me to
Black soil
: All right.
White cloud
: Choking wind, you go on, say yours.
Cui
Well, I don't even know what I'm gonna say.
White cloud
You said that you are the host, your adaptability is too poor, a few hiccups will give you a blind. You know what? Why don't you sit down, and I'll interview you.
Cui
: All right.
White cloud
Trav, I haven't seen you in six years. I heard you're depressed.
Cui
: Did this all go to Tieling?
White cloud
: Any better?
Cui
: Much better!
White cloud
You don't pretend, you and your uncle aunt this you install what you this? It's all over your face.
Black soil
Yes, your face used to be crying and laughing, and now it looks like an emergency gathering.
Cui
They still praise people like that.
White cloud
(To the black earth) Get the gift. (to Xiaocui) Holiday, bring you a souvenir, (Black earth takes out a lunch box to Baiyun) You this young you said... (Finds wrong, to the black earth) What the hell is this, the real you... (Black Earth puts away the lunch box and takes out the book) quite memorable.
Cui
Ouch, Aunt this "Yuezi" has been published.
White cloud
: Look at the title page.
Cui
: Ahh.
White cloud
: Title page.
Cui
"I would like to send this book to the troublesome Cui, wish you to finish reading this book..." I don't wake up. The white lady is elegant." Thank you!
White cloud
: There is more! There's more! You take Here you are. (Black earth takes out his handkerchief)
Cui
: Ouch, uncle! Isn't that the duet handkerchief?
Black soil
: Look at the leaf.
Cui
: Oh. "Turn, shake, exercise every day will fall asleep." Black Earth Masami." Thank you, uncle and aunt, for bringing me a gift. Thank you.
Black soil
I haven't seen you for several years, and your aunt thinks what you want to bring for the child... (Look at the white clouds, go back to your seat)
White cloud
Oh, we are worried that you do not feel ah.
Cui
Oh, uncle aunt is still concerned about my sleeping problem. How do you two sleep?
Black soil
: I touch the pillow, whirring.
White cloud
Mindless people sleep better.
Cui
: Yeah, I can't sleep for a small minded person like me.
White cloud
: Not you.
Cui
Ah, uncle, have you been happy these six years?
Black soil
: Happy! I sing duets every day with a dozen old ladies... (White clouds stare at black earth)
White cloud
He works on his folk art, I work on my publications. We care about each other in life, help each other in career, how to describe it to you...
Black soil
: Just get by. What else can you do?
Cui
: Actually, I've heard that there are some emotional problems.
White cloud
: Gossip, absolute gossip. A leader without news is not a leader, and a celebrity without gossip is not a celebrity. Being a man is difficult, being a woman is difficult...
Black soil
: Be a famous old woman... Hard.
Cui
(To the audience) Everyone sees it, this uncle is full of truth can not say ah, fortunately I also prepared a move. (To white clouds, black earth) Hey, let's change the way, uncle aunt. When I ask uncle aunt put this earphone on, ask aunt when uncle put this earphone on. Okay? Listen to some music, relax.
White cloud
: Buckle it for him.
Cui
: Here, put it on.
Black soil
(Puts it on) Oh, oh! (Takes it off) That's too loud!
White cloud
: Told you to button you button, why are you talking so much? Hey, hey, go ahead, Trey.
Cui
Hey, Aunt, how did you come to Beijing this time?
White cloud
We are... On a special plane.
Cui
That's too expensive. We can't afford it.
White cloud
No newspaper, all small money, now, rich, look at this dress, quite rich, hey, too rich......
Cui
: This is mink!
White cloud
: Bad! Mink wool.
Cui
: Very expensive, isn't it?
White cloud
: Not expensive, forty thousand.
Cui
: Forty thousand is not expensive? Aunts are really willing to spend money on themselves!
White cloud
Women, on their own hands should be a little harder.
Cui
: Then I ask uncle again?
White cloud
: All right.
Cui
Listen to the music.
(White cloud takes off the black earphones and puts them on)
White cloud
: I asked you. It's your turn.
Black soil
: That's quite a loud noise.
Cui
Uncle, I heard that you came to Beijing by special plane this time?
Black soil
Ah, it's the brick tractor.
Cui
How cold that is.
Black soil
: Wearing a lot of ah, this is carrying wind, you look at her clothes.
Cui
This dress is expensive, isn't it?
Black soil
: Old expensive! Forty-one days rent.
Cui
: Rented? (To the audience) How's it going? It worked, didn't it? You have to ask me that. (To the black earth) Ah, let me ask Aunt again. Listen to the music.
White cloud
: Why is everyone laughing down here? I think there's something going on here. Look at my signs.
Black soil
: Got it.
White cloud
: Go ahead, Cui.
Cui
Aunt, let's talk about your book.
White cloud
A book?
Cui
MHM.
White cloud
: That's all there is to say. that Where to begin? (Gestures)
Cui
: Let's start with the book signing.
White cloud
: Signing a book?
Cui
: Ahh.
White cloud
That guy on the day of the book signing, that was quite a scene! That is: gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, a sea of people. (gesturing) That pushed me under the table, and the pile of books fell over. (crouching down)
Cui
Oh. Shall I ask Uncle again?
White cloud
: All right. Ask you, my book, my book.
Cui
Oh, uncle, uncle, Aunt signed the book that day, you were there, right?
Black soil
: I didn't sign the book.
Cui
: No?
Black soil
: It's all free! (Repeat the gesture of the white cloud, the following are)
Cui
So, Aunt just said "people mountain sea"?
Black soil
"Oh mom, when I heard that the whole town had gone to get the book, went back to the wall, the guy was left layer right layer, left layer right layer, (gestures) Later, when I went to the toilet, (squatting) there was such a thick pile of books. (Two old men clap hands)
Cui
Mom, give me the headphones.
White cloud
: Very high IQ.
Black soil
Yes.
Cui
Well, just now, I asked Uncle aunt asked the same question.
White cloud
: Yes!
Cui
: But you two answer...
White cloud
MHM.
Cui
: Not at all. Ah, I'll put on my headphones and listen to some music, and you two can pair.
White cloud
No, why, what did you say? How did we get here?
Black soil
: Came by tractor.
White cloud
: Where's my dress?
Black soil
: Forty-one days.
White cloud
: Where's my book?
Black soil
: I have according to you that, you do not say that all the wall, and finally the toilet and reading what.
White cloud
Said don't let you what the truth out, how can you not remember it?
Black soil
: Well, there's nothing you can do about it. His thing's locked. The boy's gone bad! I'll give him a piece of my mind. Oh, Trav.
(Trav takes off his headphones)
Black soil
: You put it on. (thumbs up) You are bad at you, you are too dirty! You can't blame sleep, mind too much you, should, ah!
Cui
Oh, thank you!
White cloud
: They all do! Tell you what, from now on you don't speak, you don't say a word, you hear me? Remember? Say something!
Black soil
: Don't you stop talking!
White cloud
It is too difficult to cooperate with you, you said, there is no tacit understanding in this life! Choi, take it off.
Cui
: Ah (removing earphone).
White cloud
: Let's keep talking.
Cui
: Yes! Then I'll ask the uncle one more question.
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(Black Earth signals to Cui not to speak)
Cui
: Huh?
White cloud
: Huh?
Cui
Oh, what's the matter, uncle? (Black earth covering his mouth)
White cloud
Ah, he has a stomachache. Said you had a stomachache.
(Black earth clutching belly)
White cloud
: Why is it sagging?
Black soil
(Clutching his stomach) Where is his stomach?
Cui
Oh my God, your family is so strict! Uncle will hurt wherever you tell him to.
White cloud
No, he's not feeling well. Ask me.
Cui
I read your book just now. The first chapter is called "Going Home". That's the last time I finished the program back to Tieling, that scene, especially spectacular?
White cloud
How do you call it "special"? That's pretty spectacular! That guy, that scene is big, that is really: gongs and drums, firecrackers, red flags, people mountain sea, that...
Black soil
Trav, I beg you, let me put this thing on!
White cloud
(Takes off headset) Everything I said was a lie, wasn't it?
Black soil
: Really.
White cloud
: You can't listen, can you?
Black soil
: I can.
White cloud
: Then why are you holding it?
Black soil
: My stomach hurts.
White cloud
Why is it so annoying? Choi, go ahead. Ah. Don't worry about him. Never seen the world.
Cui
I know, in fact, after becoming a celebrity, Aunt has seen a lot of the world, participate in a lot of activities?
White cloud
: That's quite a lot. All day long, we play everywhere, give speeches, and cut ribbons.
Cui
A: Is the appearance fee quite high?
Black soil
She's eighty, I'm forty.
White cloud
: All after tax.
Cui
Where will they cut the ribbon?
White cloud
B: Yes, large and medium-sized enterprises.
Black soil
: Big pancake shop, blacksmith stove, etc.
White cloud
: Ah... We have a big chicken farm that I cut.
Black soil
Yes, she got the bird flu the next day. At that time, more than 10,000 chickens died, and finally gave her a nickname, called "one cut no (that is, one cut plum)."
White cloud
: Does not speak suffocate you? I can suffocate you. No!
Black soil
: Can hold in crazy.
White cloud
Why is it so annoying? You say you are...
Black soil
: To be honest...
White cloud
I don't rarely say you those things will pull you down, give you to save face. (to Trav) I can't say enough about him! Just him, you say, so you can go out and sing. Can you sing with your voice? On that day, we went to our old people's home to sing to others. There were seven old people sitting at the bottom of the cage. He shouted "ow" and fainted six of them.
Cui
: Isn't there another one?
White cloud
There is a dean, holding my hand will not loosen, the guy can shake ah, "Big sister ah, big brother this voice is too sudden, can not stand wow, let big brother go home, people sing to money, he sings to kill ah!"
Black soil
: Hello!
White cloud
: What?
Black soil
You're going to have to give a lecture in a mental hospital.
White cloud
MHM.
Black soil
: Talk for a day and a night.
White cloud
: What, mental illness has been discharged.
Cui
: It worked.
Black soil
The doctor is crazy.
White cloud
Which doctor is mad, I ask you?
Black soil
: Dr. Cui went crazy.
White cloud
: Dr. Namchoi!
Black soil
: Just Dr. Cui.
White cloud
How can you speak so irresponsibly when you say that you... Choi, don't worry about it. He didn't say anything about you. Talk so What about Alzheimer's? I forgot to take your meds. Choi, let's keep talking, let's keep talking about literature, so he doesn't interrupt. Why is it so annoying? You said you...
Cui
So, that aunt, let's talk about your book?
White cloud
MHM.
Cui
I heard that you are working on the book "Moon II".
White cloud
There are more than 100,000 words to go before the deadline.
Black soil
: Oh, my God.
White cloud
: What?!
Black soil
: My stomach hurts.
White cloud
: Bear with me! (to Trav) You ask!
Cui
(Startled) Ouch! (Book falls to the floor)
White cloud
: Go ahead, Cui. You keep asking.
Cui
I hear, that, readers are especially looking forward to it?
White cloud
How do you say "special" expectations? That's "quite" looking forward to! That guy, uh, wants to watch "Moon I" after "Moon II", and he's sitting there.
Black soil
: Well, it's true. That is "quite" uncomfortable! The village chief ah, on our home on the door to tell you: "Don't let your wife she disorderly go, hurry to write" month II "it, the village toilet can not paper."
White cloud
Cui, I beg you CCTV to ban me, let's go, no more recording.
Cui
Hey, why did Aunt leave again?
Black soil
: What are you doing?
Cui
: Quiet, quiet, gone again?
White cloud
: What are you talking about? You said I was going to point to this show again, but this guy let you rip... It's all live! We're all watching!
Cui
It's okay. The show has low ratings.
White cloud
Low also can not ah, my white cloud size is also a famous person, go.
Black soil
: Let's go! What the hell are you doing? You white cloud what famous person, that is a personal name! Why do you think you're doing this? You just, like, record "Tell it like it is." Why did you do this to you, huh? I mean, we're just rural old men and little old women. What are we writing? Writing a book before you even finish elementary school! Look at this house with six words in seven days.
White cloud
: Why?
Black soil
Don't love to say you, you just be honest and get it. How tired are you living, you son? You float, you can not say which day the wind is strong, you this piece of cloud float away.
White cloud
: What's the matter? You have the power to float in black earth.
Black soil
: I float up is a sandstorm. You go. Ah. Choi, I'm sorry.
Cui
: It's all right.
Black soil
Your aunt is not the aunt you were six years ago, your uncle will always be your uncle.
Cui
: Why does it sound so awkward?
Black soil
: Don't be awkward. That's the last one? I'll record it for you, okay? You sit down, I said.
White cloud
: The last word I still think about it, haven't said it, I also say, how?
Black soil
: Aren't you going?
Cui
(To audience) Gee, you see, the ratings of this program are low, you said to broadcast this, then the ratings are "quite" high. (To white clouds, black earth) Ah, uncle aunt ah, we have changed this program, the end of it is not a word for everyone, it is a talent show. You see, I have prepared this fan for you, one for each person, this is yours.
White cloud
I don't want it. Give it to him!
Black soil
"Writer," you can't have that.
Cui
: The talent show, you... You see, I brought you a long, twirling handkerchief. (Drumming handkerchief)
Black soil
: Are you cleaning the glass at the talent show? This thing it's not supposed to be about that. This is what it's supposed to be. Catch it. Look. (performance handkerchief)
Cui
: Hey!
Black soil
: Look, look. What about this thing? Skim it out, get it back.
Cui
: Hey, okay. Hey, we welcome uncle to give us a duet, okay?
Black soil
: I didn't bring anyone.
Cui
: Granny is here.
Black soil
: She can't sing.
White cloud
: No one invited me either.
Cui
: Please, please.
Black soil
: Kuai. (Passing the fan)
White cloud
: Small sample.
Black soil
: What are you doing?
White cloud
: Change your clothes.
(performing a duet)
Black soil
: My dear wife!
White cloud
: What?
Black soil
: Come on!
White cloud
: Walking.
(Singing)
White cloud
The spring flowers bloom in the first month.
Black soil
White clouds and black earth came to the TV station.
White cloud
: Speaking of past events,
Black soil
: Not talking together.
White cloud
He said black, I said white,
Black soil
: She's pretending, I'm breaking it.
White cloud
: Not in front of Trav,
Black soil
I dare not speak the truth.
White cloud
&
Black soil
: Talk about it, yo, yo, yo.
Cui
: It was all very realistic,
Black soil
: Why do you have a little name,
White cloud
&
Black soil
: People float up ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
White cloud
: Boiling water it does not ring,
Black soil
: It's not on.
Cui
: Break the window paper and get it.
White cloud
: This part of the score,
Black soil
: Really.
White cloud
: Black is black,
Black soil
: White is white.
Cui
You can't turn black and white upside down.
White cloud
&
Black soil
Sleep quickly when you are sleepy, and wake up when you sleep well. Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
White cloud
: Wish you all,
White cloud
&
Black soil
Easy song Lele Hehe healthy, rushed to the big stage of life ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
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White cloud
ACTORS
Song Dandan
DUB
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Black soil's wife, from the northeast countryside. Six years ago, I participated in the program "Honest Truth" hosted by Xiaocui, and published a book named "Yuezi" after going back, and therefore felt that he was a celebrity in the village, and then had a bad habit of vanity. This time came to the "Xiaocui story" column to brag and boast, but was his wife black earth will be completely the opposite of the truth.
Black soil
ACTORS
Zhao Benshan
DUB
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Baiyun's wife, from the northeast countryside. He's honest and honest. He doesn't lie. A little "henpecked", listen to his wife Baiyun bragged, but did not dare to refute, can only pretend to have a stomachache. Finally, because he could not bear to see his wife continue to be wrong, he finally broke out and gave all the facts.
Cui
ACTORS
Cui Yongyuan
DUB
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The host of the CCTV program "Xiaocui says something" is honest, honest and thoughtful. Because of the understanding of white cloud and black earth two personalities, and thought of the way to wear headphones to one of them to set the truth.
Reference material
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Award time
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prizewinner
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The year 2006
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2006 CCTV "My favorite Spring Festival Gala Excellent program" selection
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First prize in the sketch category
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Tell the Story
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In the second creation of "Saying Things", Cui Yongyuan obviously felt that Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan were more mature than the cooperation in the Spring Festival Gala in 1999. In the shaping of the characters, Song Dandan played a decisive role, while Zhao Benshan's baggage was everywhere, so that everyone called Zhao Benshan "baggage store" and "dumpling shop". [4] .
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During the live performance, Zhao Benshan went on stage without a prop bag, which contained a book and a handkerchief for the performance. Song Dandan quickly find a way to attract the camera, to Zhao Benshan opportunity from the side stage to take up the props [6] .
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Together for a long time, the friendship of three people continues to deepen, Song Dandan to Cui Yongyuan depression cure help the most, every day let Cui Yongyuan sit in his car to rehearse, in the car she gave Cui Yongyuan put the latest pop songs, the latest music, advised him "popular things you can not like, but should know" [4] .
Compared with the "Spring Festival Gala" skits over the years, "Say Things" highlights three major characteristics: a series of burdens, a joke line, and a duet. "Tell the Story" similar to the "honest" "Xiao Cui said the story" column of the last sentence of the mode of play to "talent show", so that the sketch is a natural duet. Baiyun and Black soil's banter, exaggerated performance and other characters' hot and playful performances blend together, on the one hand to make the sketch more comedic effect, on the other hand, the lyrics of the duet also give a high summary of Baiyun Black Soil's interview and positive comments. Duet's performance adds luster to "Telling the Story.
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(Review by Jilin Daily)
Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan in the performance of "say things", you have a word I a word fight, laugh constantly. However, from the cooperation of the three main creators, it is obviously not very skilled, and the shell of a link in the middle is still stuck for a few seconds. From the set of the burden, there are also some front and back loose, most of the time in front of it is very funny, but in the end, obviously, the burden is insufficient, so the duet turns the end, looking a little blunt and not too enjoyable
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(Commentary by Zhang Xuejun, reporter of Beijing Entertainment News)
